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Welcome to the Festival Of The Spoken Nerd
You Can't Polish A Nerd DVD unboxing video.
Yeah, I've only got myself to blame.
Now, in here, there's a few things involved,
but we're going to go straight into the disc first.
We'll come back to this later.
If I put the disc into the player...
For a start, that's now technically incorrect.
There is a disc in the drive.
Although not a Blu-ray disc! I'll make that very clear.
It's a Blu-ray player.
It's a disc which is definitely both digital and, indeed, versatile.
There's the copyright notice.
You're not allowed to copy or memorise this.
We probably shouldn't be filming the screen, either, but...
what harm can come of that?
(♪ Festival Of The Spoken Nerd theme)
Splash screen.
Look at that resolution!
That is the great thing about watching a DVD!
You get to enjoy every pixel individually.
Wow!
We've got Chapter Selection.
Ah! Look at all those options!
My favourite is the pi-endulum down here,
where I try to calculate pi.
Steve actually wanted this selector to be a tau symbol —
terrible idea!
Helen was very keen it should be a banana,
because she does stuff about bananas in the show.
My good... The argument! It was just... It went on and on.
I really hate it when those two fight.
If we go back to the main menu, we can see what else there is.
We've got, oh, DVD Extras. Let's check those out — DVD Extras menu.
Just the one! The plural was false advertising.
Just the unboxing video.
We can play that. Here we go.
Welcome to the Festival Of The Spoken Nerd
You Can't Polish A Nerd DVD unboxing video.
Well, what did I expect?
Yeah, I've only got myself to blame.
But it's OK, I'm a professional unboxer. Now, in here, there's a few things involved
I'm going to do this properly and professionally. but we're going to go straight to the disc first.
We'll go back to this now. We'll come back to this later.
So, inside here, as well as the disc we are now watching, If I put the disc into the player...
there is a booklet. For a start, that's factually incorrect.
So, if you want to look up anything that's in the show, There is a disc in the drive. Although, not a Blu-ray disc.
there's notes, resources, places you can go. It's a Blu-ray player.
If you look at any of the images in the show and you think, It's a disc which is definitely both digital and, indeed, versatile.
"I wonder what their copyright is?" There's the copyright notice!
We've got all the references and copyright notices in here. We probably shouldn't be filming the screen, either, but...
We have also printed, I guess, what harm can come of that?
the cover of the DVD.
We were very pleased with this.
We put a lot of effort in. Splash screen.
We printed it at the highest quality we possibly could.
Look at that resolution!
That's the great thing about printing something. That's a great thing about watching a DVD.
You can enjoy it at very high resolution. You get to enjoy every pixel individually.
I'll put this back in here because we've got some great options here. Wow! We've got Chapter Selection.
Wow! Look at all those options! Wow! Look at all those options!
My favourite was Adventures In Tiling. My favourite is the pi-endulum
That's where I try to tile my bathroom Down here. That's when I try to calculate pi.
and end up starting a campaign to change society. Steve actually wanted this selector to be a tau symbol.
No, this is your fault, all right. Terrible idea, although Helen was very keen it should be a banana,
I will not take the blame shifted on to me. because she does stuff about bananas in the show, and my goodness...
This ridiculousness is because you clicked on that...
I really hate it when those two fight.
If we go back to the main menu here, If we go back to the main menu here,
we have some other options you can enjoy. we can see what else there is.
There are subtitles in the bottom left-hand corner there. We've got, oh, DVD Extras.
You can turn on and off subtitles, if you don't like listening to things. Let's check those out — DVD Extras menu.
Just the one.
There's the DVD unboxing video. That's what we're enjoying right now. The plural was false advertising. Just an unboxing video. We can play that.
Don't click it...!
Welcome to the Festival Of The Spoken Nerd
You Can't Polish A Nerd DVD unboxing video.
This is not going well.
Well, what did I expect?
Yeah, I've only got myself to blame.
That's fine. I'm a professional unboxer. We can still do this properly. That's fine. I'm a professional unboxer. I can do this properly. We're going to go straight into the disc first.
This is not the only way you can enjoy the Festival Of The Spoken Nerd video. We'll go back to this now. Inside here, as well as the disc we are now watching, We'll come back to this later. If I put the disc into the player...
The DVD is one option. there is a booklet For a start, that is factually incorrect.
If you want a higher resolution experience So, if you want to look up anything that's in the show, There is a disc in the drive. Although, not a Blu-ray disc.
you can download it from our website. there's notes, resources, It's a Blu-ray player.
If you go to festivalofthespokennerd.com places you can go. It's a disc which is definitely both digital and, indeed, versatile.
you can just buy the digital download and that is HD. If you look at any of the images in the show and think, "I wonder
Download it straight away and watch it in, mm, delicious high resolution. "what their copyright is?" We've got all the references and copyright notices. There's the copyright notice. We probably shouldn't be filming this screen.
You can buy the physical thing, of course.
That's on both Festival Of The Spoken Nerd and on Maths Gear. We have also printed, I guess, the cover. But what harm can come of that?
Plus, we do a lot of live shows. We do live shows all around the UK. We put a lot of effort in. We were very pleased with this. Splash screen.
Occasionally, we do shows in the US and internationally. We printed it at the highest quality we possibly could.
It's hard to organise, but it is a lot of fun. Look at that resolution!
That is a great thing about doing a live show. That's the great thing about printing something. That's the great thing about watching a DVD.
You get to enjoy it in the maximum conceivable resolution. You get to enjoy it at very high resolution. You get to enjoy every pixel individually.
Now, I'm going to put this aside for a second.
If you go back to the main menu, you can see some other features. I'll put this back in here because we've got some great options here.
Wow! Look at all those options! Wow! Look at all those options! Wow! Look at all those options!
My favourite is probably the gravity wave one where Steve... My favourite was Adventures In Tiling. My favourite is the pi-endulum
I can't! This is a mess!
You should not have picked to watch the DVD feature in the DVD feature!
It's not my fault. I'm the top level! No, this is your fault.
You're the next one down. I will not take the blame.
I can't believe this. This ridiculousness is because you clicked on that...
I really hate it when those two fight.
So, as well as all the options that you have here, all the chapters. If we go back to the main menu, we have some other options you can enjoy. If we go back to the main menu, we can see what else there is.
If we go right back up again there are different audio options. There are subtitles We've got, oh, DVD Extras.
So if you go into the bottom right-hand corner, in the bottom left-hand corner there. Let's check those out — DVD Extras menu.
you can choose what audio you want to put over the top. If you don't like listening to things, you can turn on and off subtitles,
Of course, if you download it in the full HD quality, you can watch that. There's the DVD unboxing video. We've already seen that. The plural was false advertising.
No, don't. If we play that... No, that's...!
Welcome to the Festival Of The Spoken Nerd...
This has officially gone too far.
This is not going well.
Well, what did I expect?
Yeah. I've only got myself to blame.
That's fine. I'm a professional unboxer. We can still do this properly. That's fine. I'm a professional unboxer. I can do this properly. We're going to go straight into the disc first.
This is not the only way you can enjoy the Festival Of The Spoken Nerd video. We'll go back to this now. Inside here, as well as the disc we are now watching, We'll come back to this later. If I put the disc into the player...
The DVD is one option. there is a booklet For a start, that is factually incorrect.
If you want a higher resolution experience So, if you want to look up anything that's in the show, There is a disc in the drive. Although, not a Blu-ray disc.
you can download it from our website. there's notes, resources, It's a Blu-ray player.
If you go to festivalofthespokennerd.com places you can go. It's a disc which is definitely both digital and, indeed, versatile.
you can just buy the digital download and that is HD. If you look at any of the images in the show and think, "I wonder
Download it straight away and watch it in, mm, delicious high resolution. "what their copyright is?" We've got all the references and copyright notices. There's the copyright notice. We probably shouldn't be filming this screen.
You can buy the physical thing, of course.
That's on both Festival Of The Spoken Nerd and on Maths Gear. We have also printed, I guess, the cover. But what harm can come of that?
Plus, we do a lot of live shows. We do live shows all around the UK. We put a lot of effort in. We were very pleased with this. Splash screen.
Occasionally, we do shows in the US and internationally. We printed it at the highest quality we possibly could.
It's hard to organise, but it is a lot of fun. Look at that resolution!
That is a great thing about doing a live show. That's the great thing about printing something. That's the great thing about watching a DVD.
You get to enjoy it in the maximum conceivable resolution. You get to enjoy it at very high resolution. You get to enjoy every pixel individually.
Now, I'm going to put this aside for a second.
If you go back to the main menu, you can see some other features. I'll put this back in here because we've got some great options here.
Wow! Look at all those options! Wow! Look at all those options! Wow! Look at all those options!
My favourite is probably the gravity wave one where Steve... My favourite was Adventures In Tiling. My favourite is the pi-endulum
I can't! This is a mess!
You should not have picked to watch the DVD feature in the DVD feature!
It's not my fault. I'm the top level! No, this is your fault.
You're the next one down. I will not take the blame.
I can't believe this. This ridiculousness is because you clicked on that...
I really hate it when those two fight.
So, as well as all the options that you have here, all the chapters. If we go back to the main menu, we have some other options you can enjoy. If we go back to the main menu, we can see what else there is.
If we go right back up again there are different audio options. There are subtitles We've got, oh, DVD Extras.
So if you go into the bottom right-hand corner, in the bottom left-hand corner there. Let's check those out — DVD Extras menu.
you can choose what audio you want to put over the top. If you don't like listening to things, you can turn on and off subtitles,
Of course, if you download it in the full HD quality, you can watch that. There's the DVD unboxing video. We've already seen that. The plural was false advertising.
No, don't. If we play that... No, that's...!
Welcome to the Festival Of The Spoken Nerd...
This has officially gone too far.
This is not going well.
Well, what did I expect?
Yeah. I've only got myself to blame.
That's fine. I'm a professional unboxer. We can still do this properly. That's fine. I'm a professional unboxer. I can do this properly. We're going to go straight into the disc first.
This is not the only way you can enjoy the Festival Of The Spoken Nerd video. We'll go back to this now. Inside here, as well as the disc we are now watching, We'll come back to this later. If I put the disc into the player...
The DVD is one option. there is a booklet For a start, that is factually incorrect.
If you want a higher resolution experience So, if you want to look up anything that's in the show, There is a disc in the drive. Although, not a Blu-ray disc.
you can download it from our website. there's notes, resources, It's a Blu-ray player.
If you go to festivalofthespokennerd.com places you can go. It's a disc which is definitely both digital and, indeed, versatile.
you can just buy the digital download and that is HD. If you look at any of the images in the show and think, "I wonder
Download it straight away and watch it in, mm, delicious high resolution. "what their copyright is?" We've got all the references and copyright notices. There's the copyright notice. We probably shouldn't be filming this screen.
You can buy the physical thing, of course.
That's on both Festival Of The Spoken Nerd and on Maths Gear. We have also printed, I guess, the cover. But what harm can come of that?
Plus, we do a lot of live shows. We do live shows all around the UK. We put a lot of effort in. We were very pleased with this. Splash screen.
Occasionally, we do shows in the US and internationally. We printed it at the highest quality we possibly could.
It's hard to organise, but it is a lot of fun. Look at that resolution!
That is a great thing about doing a live show. That's the great thing about printing something. That's the great thing about watching a DVD.
You get to enjoy it in the maximum conceivable resolution. You get to enjoy it at very high resolution. You get to enjoy every pixel individually.
Now, I'm going to put this aside for a second.
If you go back to the main menu, you can see some other features. I'll put this back in here because we've got some great options here.
Wow! Look at all those options! Wow! Look at all those options! Wow! Look at all those options!
My favourite is probably the gravity wave one where Steve... My favourite was Adventures In Tiling. My favourite is the pi-endulum
I can't! This is a mess!
You should not have picked to watch the DVD feature in the DVD feature!
It's not my fault. I'm the top level! No, this is your fault.
You're the next one down. I will not take the blame.
I can't believe this. This ridiculousness is because you clicked on that...
I really hate it when those two fight.
So, as well as all the options that you have here, all the chapters. If we go back to the main menu, we have some other options you can enjoy. If we go back to the main menu, we can see what else there is.
If we go right back up again there are different audio options. There are subtitles We've got, oh, DVD Extras.
So if you go into the bottom right-hand corner, in the bottom left-hand corner there. Let's check those out — DVD Extras menu.
you can choose what audio you want to put over the top. If you don't like listening to things, you can turn on and off subtitles,
Of course, if you download it in the full HD quality, you can watch that. There's the DVD unboxing video. We've already seen that. The plural was false advertising.
No, don't. If we play that... No, that's...!
Welcome to the Festival Of The Spoken Nerd...
This has officially gone too far.
This is not going well.
Well, what did I expect?
Yeah. I've only got myself to blame.