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Epic Rap Battles of History
THOMAS JEFFERSON
VS.
FREDERICK DOUGLAS
BEGIN!!
When in the course of human events
it becomes necessary
for a battle to commence
the KPLOW!
I hit 'em with the illness of my quill
I'm endowed
with certain unalienable skills
let me run down my resume will ya?
set up a little place
called the United States (USA!)
sound familiar?
I told King George he could eat a fat dick
when it comes to declerations
I'm a first draft pick
I'll topple an tyrant
so kings a pirates beware
I'm so down with revloutions
I invented the swivel chair
I've many volumes on my shelves it's true
but I've yet to read the three books
you wrote about YOU
looking like a skunk in a three piece suit
didn't come back from Paris
to battle Pepe Le Pew
first Secretary of State
VP number two
not to mention third President
the fuck'd you do?
you finished?
OK
STRAIGHT OUTTA BONDAGE!!
a brainy mother fucker here to diss you
BIG HAIR
BIG NUTS
BIG ISSUES
starting with your nickel
there's a real declaration
head's for racist
tails for slave plantation
you're a soft white
Monticello Marshmallow
watching my people sweat
while you sat playing cello
HELLO
but now you're facing me FREDDY D!
I'd never work for you ass
but I'll kick it for free
your stone face
on Rushmore ain't nothing
check my photos
now that real muggin'
the face of a free man
taught himself to read man
no compromise
you couldn't whip a 5th of me man
you got a self evident truth of your own
you let freedom ring
but never picked up the phone
aw Frederick
I've never heard a verse I dug less
alright I admit it, I confess
I participated
in a broken sytemn that I hated
but I needed to keep
my financial status situated
and the words I used were
"hideous blot"
to describe the slave trade
and the pain it hath brought
and I fought to stop the trade
of new slaves in Virginia
when I ran the whole state
and still made it home for dinner
so forgive me I was busy
man I had a lot to do
but we did it you're free now
so... we cool?
this ain't Lousiana man
I ain't buying it
you talk about freedom
but you ain't applying shit
so no, we ain't cool
you founding absentee father
you had six babies with you slave mama
and never even bothered
to free her when you died
on the 4th of July
it's a very importan holiday
but what the fuck does it mean to this guy?
cause I celebrate December 6th, 1865
the day the 13th damn amendment
was ratified
and I ceased to be an alien
to your unalienable rights
and we the people stopped meaning
we the people who are white
man you did some good things
I ain't denying you fame
I'm just saying
they need to put an asterisk
next to your name
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!