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Help!
You're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle.
Why are you pissed off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a cuddle?
You're the type of guy who could die of heart attack just in the shower.
You need to chill out for a minute and smoke weed for an hour.
Everytime I watch your show, all you do is scream at me.
And your face looks like a shit I took, high on LSD!
I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend!
I can see through all your tricks.
I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his dick!
You fucking long hair
living in your yellow submarine.
Well, you're about to get sunk
by the right-wing political machine.
Stop your presses Lennon!
You call me "Mr. Bill O' Riley"!
When it comes to squashing limeys: I come recommended highly!
You're weak
between you and me there's no comparison.
I'll beat you so bad, you'll weep gently like George Harrison.
You're Paul McCartney's bitch
with less talent than Ringo.
And I'd rather suck George Bush's dick than Yoko Ono's
You can't buy me love
but I'll kick your ass for free.
I'll take Maxwell's Silver Hammer
and give you a lobotomy!
I'm tired of how you scheme
to stir the people up!!
Why don't you just take a vacation?
And SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!?
Cause' I'm evil
heart blacker than Don Cheadle.
Ten thousand dollar shoes I used to stomp out a Beatle.
Don't tell me to shut the fuck up
that's how I survive!
Now here's Sting-
What?
FUCK it!
WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!
Who won?
Who's next?
YOU DECIDE
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