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Actually if you don't mind
it's just the Doctor
doesn't even really matter who
who am i even talking to?
oh yes, you!
the wannabe Einstein
minus the 'stache
travels through time but with no class
i'm saving the world while you dilly-dally
you can't even invent a way
out of Hill Valley
and calm down will you
everything is going to be fine
you're not going to tear any wonky holes
in any fabric of space and time
actually it's a lot more like a rug really
let's just say
there's an infinite number of me
simultaneously kicking your ass
with rhyme
Great Scott you're great
I spit it hot
and generate way more power
than one point twenty one gigawatts
I'm not sure what sort of scientific
authority you purport to be
but I'm a real doctor
where'd you get your degree?
despite all your companions
you couldn't be having less sex
I don't know what's lamer your fans
or your special effects
you don't get another turn to debate
time to face your permanent fate
now Dalek my balls!
I'm going to die...
at least, this version of me
perhaps you'd like another
prepare to meet
you density...
I'm a mystical medical doc
at the pinnacle shifting
my physical from
you're a possibly pedophilic individual
who should have never been born
you got your knickers in a twist
while you're sucking on my Piccadilly
but I'm a lot lot different
cause you're a pitiful hillbilly
hanging with an oedipal kid
who's a bawk bawk chicken
Nobody calls me chicken...
This is between us Scarfy
don't try to out-rhyme me
you'll find i'm as grimy
as any slimy time-limey
I'll use your port-o-potty lirne machine
as my latrine
you're not a cat with nine lives
you're a pussy
with thirteen!
Actually if you don't mind
it's just the Doctor